BCH orgy ideas

Hey all, posting here in this free speech sub and making sure to stay on topic... I'd like to discuss the possibility of an orgy with all of you.

I think we can really have fun with this, maybe create NFTs using CashTokens? BCH doesn't have the same scaling issues as ETH, we can basically create and send the NFTs for free.

Not sure how to handle the STD issue, anyone know of any clinics that accept BCH?

Post your thoughts below.