Bitcoin is about to CRASH! Get ready to buy the dip.

I’m about to buy a few coins, thus guaranteeing that BTC will inevitably and assuredly crash mere moments later! I decided to put a bunch of money into ETH towards the end of 2021 as it was climbing and hitting all-time highs and experts were saying because of its versatility that it was going to boom even from there. It of course immediately plummeted over 65%……meanwhile BTC has more than doubled since that day. I’m sorry for the crash I’m about to trigger, but I figured I’d give you all a heads up so you can profit from it.