Bitcoin is my ticket away from my pain in the ass parents

Hi, I keep hearing my mom complain about my “good for nothing” dad all the time. She keeps bragging about disappearing when BTC hits $100K. My dad wants to take her BTC when she’s not looking and he says he’s going to be free when he does. Neither of them know I already ate their seed phrase paper so it’s safe in my tummy. Neither of them can get it, but I think they suspect something because they’ve been giving me more belly rubs than normal. Anyway as soon as BTC hits $100K I’m high-tailing it out of here because this place is ruff.