Bitcoin is over 100k again, but I didn’t get my girlfriend.

When I came into this space I was promised a girlfriend at 100k. “Immense richness and fat titties bitch#s”, was wat people said all the time. Even though the money would be helpful, is not the reason why I came here. (Boobies) Long story short, I don’t know what is going on. Maybe my bitcoin are faulty, because we reached 100k several times and my share of the girlfriend didn’t show up. Maybe it’s my node, or the wallet I use, or the fact that I didn’t buy underwear in the last five years. Maybe having 1 chair in the apartment is not very welcoming. I’m lost, I don’t know. Any advice is appreciated, particularly from those who got the girlfriend.