First Epistle to the Diamond Hands

All grace is given to the HODLer

May his patience grant eternal peace. Shall his enemies fear in his presence.

And lo, the Lord sayeth that the Redditor shall quake at the sight of the emerald line ascending to the heavens, and the Redditor, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, shall repent. This fallen one then FOMOeth unto the memecoin anew, crying out “rug not my tendies for I seek the lambo of god and the company of prostitutes”. Alas, when the line reddeneth once more, the Redditor selleth again in shame. Amen.

Holdeth fast to thy belief, through red candles and deep valleys, and yield not unto the temptations of panic.

Patience, conviction, and long-term faith over short-term panic.

A cautionary tale against the "weak-handed" who succumb to fear and sell at the bottom.

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