How to get your transactions confirmed on ABC chain

Just add an OP_RETURN output to your transaction with the following data:

There was never a funding problem.

In Electron Cash you can enable OP_RETURN outputs by going to Tools > Preferences > Transactions.

I try to do this as a joke and it worked! The "bad" miner included my transaction into one of their blocks.

Proof on Member: https://member.cash/p/c41df35534

Note that your previous transactions have to be confirmed. I tried to spend unconfirmed coins using this and it didn't work.