I got 8 free pizzas by investing into bitcoin

Back in the day there would be some shady deals like "buy 500 bitcoin get 8 free pizzas" and at that point it was worth like 40 dollars in total so obviously I never thought to do that, but one day I was having a party so I did it. The bitcoin raised to 1 dollar per and I used all the bitcoin to buy a new hampster

He died from radiation poisoning

His name is Billy

Was billy