My bank refused me a stock account.

Applied for an account online and two weeks later the fuckers send me an email "The opening of your stock account failed. Come to a branch office for counseling."

I have a 15 year old checking account with this bank in good standing and a very healthy balance.

What the fuck. I won't take a day off for whatever ridiculous "counseling" they think I need. Bought Bitcoin instead out of spite.