Thought you all might get a kick out of this

I have had the same email address for a very long time, I still have my emails from THE Bruce Wagner of BTC infamy, selling me BTC at a whopping 5 dollars each.

Before you ask, no I didn't hold onto any of it because I was an idiot in college who found out about a certain soft fabric road on the Onion Web. And yes, I had other transactions for a lot more, around the same time, that I similarly wasted.