To ask tax payers to pay for bitcoins they won't own, is the ultimate insult

Central bankers would get a killshot on BTC if they managed this.

Taxpayers would not only bail out their bad (private - they'll never publicly admit to owning significant share) investments, they would also be on the hook for further wealth extraction anytime the bankers feel like it.

DO. NOT.

Pay. For. Bitcoins. You. Dont. Get. To. Own.

That would just be putting up a "I'm Stupid - Who's With Me?" sign on your forehead.