Why's there no perfect crypto

I really wish there was just one crypto that could be perfect but I see these problems with each:

Bitcoin

Best adoption wise but small block size limits self custody if more adoption arrives. I like the limited supply. Yeah there's scaling solutions but you must trust peers in some way for all of them.

Bitcoin Lightning

Takes away your ability to self custody by either needing you to run your own server which could be hacked or use a "self custody" wallet app like phoenix which requires an on chain transaction.

Bitcoin Cash

Best ideal wise but has very limited adoption. Small market cap makes it more vulnerable to price swings.

Litecoin

Much more adoption than Bitcoin Cash but suffers from not having adoption on scaling solutions and can be reversed before confirmed.

Monero

One of my favorites here for privacy but has large transactions and none of the wallets i've used have been seamless.

Stablecoins

Goes against my ideal case of crypto being unfreezeable.